Queen of the Macabre

Oh, Elvira. She is the Mistress of my Heart.

Many of my childhood nights were spent trying to sneak glimpses of her marvelous bosom or hear her sidesplitting pearls of wisdom and innuendo. When I found out she was returning to television, I was thrilled. But, then I was sad, because I don't watch TV. But, then I was thrilled again when I remembered that YouTube exists now. Hooray!

Thank you for coming back into my life, Elvira. It is possible I have never needed you so much as I do now. You inspire me, you slay me and I am tickled pink that you have returned.

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